Embark on a whimsical journey with our Polka Dot Mushroom Chocolate Bar, where each bite is a ticket to a world of vibrant colors and cosmic giggles. 
• Price: $29.99 per bar
• Ingredients:
  - 40mg of Muscimol: For that dreamy, floaty feeling.
  - 4000mg of Amanita Mushroom: Because why settle for ordinary when you can have extraordinary?
  - 200mg of THC: To add a dash of legal rebellion to your trip.
Dosing Instructions: Follow the guide on the back of the wrapper, unless you're already seeing double, then maybe just follow one of them.
Warning: Not for the faint of heart or those with plans to do anything remotely productive. Enjoy responsibly, and remember, the polka dots might start dancing, but that's just the chocolate talking.